Oh, Jackson!!!

WARNING THIS POST CONTAINS SHOCKING MATERIAL.  BE ADVISED. :) (Now I know you'll all read it. Ha. Ha. Aren't I clever?)

Tonight at dinner Max dumped his milk out all over his tray.  Jackson responded to the disaster with an "Oh, my GOD!"  Which, quite frankly, shocked me and elicited a greater response than the proverbial "spilled milk."  I proceeded to give an in depth and quite brilliant lecture on why we do not drop the G-bomb.  I felt assured that the little stinker had taken my lesson to heart until I heard his prayer tonight.  Now I'm not quite convinced that his mind wasn't thinking of Power Rangers/Star Wars/Soccer/Why do we____(fill in the blank!) while I was expounding.  

Jackson: "Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for all my blessings.  Sorry I called you God tonight..."

Me: Sigh

2 Things:

1) Kate's prayer tonight was hilarious. "...I'm grateful for the whole world, trees and wood that makes houses, tools that people use to make everything, and all matter and that includes solids, liquids and gas."

2) I realized today that I was looking forward to going to the dentist.  I was anticipating with great joy the 10 minutes I would have to read a book undisturbed in the waiting room.  I was giddy thinking about the hour or so I would have in the dentist's chair without my progeny. Sometimes peace is worth a couple of shots in your mouth and a few fillings.  Really.  (Although, I may try and get a pedicure next time...)

Marathon Blog--Part 7--Ward Talent Show

Kate played "Book of Mormon stories" on the piano.  She did a great job.  Jackson sang "Take me out to the ball game"  with his baseball team.  Ella opted out of stage performance this year and displayed a picture she had drawn.  It was all fun until Max fell down and got a huge goose egg above his eye and a bloody nose.  Good times.  

Marathon Blog--Part 6--Ha, I tricked you!

As you can tell, I don't really do so well with the camera but I did make a pretty darn good healthy cookie.  

Here's the recipe:

Erica's fabulous low-fat, verbose, flax-seed filled, healthy chocolate, anti-oxidant chip cookie 

1 stick of "I can't believe it's not butter"

4oz Low fat or fat free cream cheese

1/2 c sugar

1 1/2 c brown sugar (unless all you have are brown lumps like me.  Then substitute some white sugar.)

2 eggs

2 1/2 t vanilla extract

1 c wheat flour

1 1/2 c  all purpose flour

2 T ground flax seed

3/4 t salt

1 t baking powder

1 t baking soda

Semi- sweet chocolate chips

Bake at 350 degrees for 9 minutes.  NOT 10 minutes--9 minutes.  (I'm kidding, I'm sure an extra minute won't ruin your cookies.)  

So, while I was throwing healthy things into these cookies, I was picturing a future conversation with Max.

Max (33 years old, 6 kids, independently wealthy, G.A.--you get the idea): Mom, I feel I must tell you that as a teenager I snuck out of the house and toilet papered our neighbors' rose bushes.  I promise that is the worse thing I have ever done and the guilt has eaten me alive all these years.  I'm so so sorry, Mom.  You raised me better than that. (Tears glistening in his eyes at this point.)

Me (undisclosed age):  Sweetheart, don't worry.  I already knew that!  But there is something that you don't know, I put flax seed in the chocolate chip cookies I made for you all during your growing up years.  (Chuckling )  I guess I fooled you!

Max: Oh, Mom, you are so clever!  I owe my fantastic success and happiness to you and your fabulous flax seed.  How would you and Dad like to take a cruise-- on me, of course!?

I'm telling you--these are good!  (Okay, so they do taste a little healthy but the kids didn't notice at all!)

Marathon Blog--Part 5--Erica goes to Vancouver

You wouldn't believe how far I made Robert walk so I could see this lighthouse.

It's Apple Cider, okay.  But don't I look cool?

Robert's famous frown-smile.

Important business on the ferry.  

I was a little worried about Vancouver.  I mean, how can you vacation in a place that forces you to find your winter clothes?  Where's the beach?  Luckily, Vancouver was gorgeous in a chilly, green and lush way.  It was every bit the hip city--clean, great food and shopping.  Absolutely loved it.  Will go back.  And your welcome for sparing you the photo of sausages that Robert took.  Yes, probably his favorite part of the trip was the discovery of boar sausage, lamb sausage and few other weird sausages at a seaside market.  He took a picture because he was so amazed.  I was less impressed, hence no picture on the blog.  It is my blog after all, so I get to edit.  

Marathon Blog--Part 4--The BIG day

Kate picked out the foofiest (made up word but you get the idea) dress she could find.  I was worried it would be a little too much.  After seeing her friend, I wasn't worried anymore.  :)

An attempt at a family picture.

Marathon Blog--Part 3--Happy Birthday, J.

Go ahead, laugh.  The cake was suppose to be a Dinosaur.  Jackson liked it.  I wanted to thank Clint and Cindy for the handcuffs.  Just wait until your kids have a birthday!  And thanks to Dan for bringing twenty of his closest friends--it made Jackson's birthday very memorable.  :)

Marathon Blog--Part 2--Happy Birthday, Katie!

All I can say is that it is very hard to focus a camera with a 20 month tugging on you.  The theme was "fish" in honor of Kate's aquarium.

Marathon Blog--part 1--Soccer anyone?

What the?!?!?!?

Holy Crap!  It's May!!!

A picture I've been saving for a whole post.  Not going to happen.  This is Max photo boothing himself.  Notice I am swooping in to save my computer from the abuse it has surely been receiving.  Love you, Puter.

A May a long time ago. Before wrinkles.  Before I knew what my babies had eaten by the smell of their poop.  Yeah, those WERE the days.  

Oh, and pictures from our events are coming soon.  I just have to charge the batteries to my dead camera, then upload the pics, think of clever, entertaining things to say and then write about a thousand posts and wah-la you will be caught up on our April.  Maybe by June?