Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Question?

 Q. What kind of woman does her make-up  in the public gym locker room with a mini skirt on and strappy yellow heels and NO SHIRT--not even a bra?

A.  The kind that likes to admire her double D boob job in the mirror? And wants you to admire it too?

8 comments:

Annie said...

A stripper. No doubt about it.

Meredith said...

before my mission there was the leathery, chubby gym goer in her 50s who would do her hair naked as a jay bird, then she'd go put on her bra (only?!?!?!), do her make up, THEN put on the rest of her clothes. her conversation consisted of bunko tales and wishing she had a glass of red wine. good times, good times.

Meredith said...

turtlenecks are both beloved AND useful. i just am a turtleneck kind-o-gal. and i love asparagus.

and your blog title is only surpassed in fabuloucity by the fact that the actual URL is the-best-up-do. nice work, reynolds, nice work.

Aby Runyan said...

That was me.
luvs, aby

Brandon Bridge said...

lol

Kasey said...

Oh-la-la! Your lucky day for sure!

B said...

Um... this and that guy who just won't date you Erica, sorry no matter how much you want to he just can't date people in his class... you have the BEST gym ever :)

Kristen said...

is it wrong that I'd rather have that than the 90 year old ladies with nothing on, brushing their hair and talking to me, or blow drying with the hand/wall dryers themselves, buck naked and talking to me.

So I'm ageist....or something....