Monday, August 8, 2011
Sunday, July 24, 2011
More Hawaii
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Hawaii --So Far
Friday, July 1, 2011
Throw up.
Why does everyone get sick right before we go on vacation?
How am I suppose to pack when I'm washing sheets and cleaning up throw-up?
Praying no one else gets it....
How am I suppose to pack when I'm washing sheets and cleaning up throw-up?
Praying no one else gets it....
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Today I forgot my underwear.
Seriously. It felt like a bad dream. Like one of those when you get up in front of an audience to speak to them about a spiritual topic and then half-way through your speech you realize that the audience doesn't have their heads bowed in awe of your talents but rather because you have no clothes on! Or you look up and realize that you are fully clothed but your audience is naked. I'm not sure which is worse. I suppose it depends on who is in the audience. Did I mention that all your teeth fall out too?
I really wanted to fit in a workout today because I'm slightly obsessed but that is an entirely different post. Things were really tight to make an appointment today so I decided to shower and get ready at the gym, then pick up the kids and run them to Robert in quick-get-away style. I got myself showered and got ready to change and realized that I had packed earrings, perfume, lotion, two different types of lip-gloss but no underwear. I felt like a loose woman walking out of the gym without my underthings. Then I saw a sight that made me feel a bit better, a woman in a tube-top with zero support happily bouncing on a treadmill. She had to know that 3/4 quarters of her chest was free and easy, right? Let's just say a few more bounces and it could have been the LVAC topless extravaganza. So I walked out of the gym sans underwear debating whether or not I would join the woman in a gyrating dance and if men would stuff twenties down my knee-length shorts. Just so you know, I decided against joining her (although if the men had been offering a cadbury mini-eggs...) and I did go home and remedy my (ahem) situation before going to my appointment.
I really wanted to fit in a workout today because I'm slightly obsessed but that is an entirely different post. Things were really tight to make an appointment today so I decided to shower and get ready at the gym, then pick up the kids and run them to Robert in quick-get-away style. I got myself showered and got ready to change and realized that I had packed earrings, perfume, lotion, two different types of lip-gloss but no underwear. I felt like a loose woman walking out of the gym without my underthings. Then I saw a sight that made me feel a bit better, a woman in a tube-top with zero support happily bouncing on a treadmill. She had to know that 3/4 quarters of her chest was free and easy, right? Let's just say a few more bounces and it could have been the LVAC topless extravaganza. So I walked out of the gym sans underwear debating whether or not I would join the woman in a gyrating dance and if men would stuff twenties down my knee-length shorts. Just so you know, I decided against joining her (although if the men had been offering a cadbury mini-eggs...) and I did go home and remedy my (ahem) situation before going to my appointment.
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