Writers block/laziness or trying to accomplish all my 2011 goals in January (because we all know that is about how long I remember them.) All decent, if I say so myself, excuses for the sad lack of blogging this month. I do have some pictures and things that only Grandparents appreciate so I will post those one of these days when January is over and I have accomplished the following:
1) Turn spaghetti arms with Relief Society flab into She-ra worthy examples of perfection.
2) Organize entire house. Clean out closets. Attack the junk drawer and junk cupboard and junk closet and that other junk drawer, the one I pretend doesn't exist.
3) Teach children exceptional organizational and bathroom habits. No more pee on the floor!
4) Re-decorate girls' room, master bedroom, family room and Max's room.
5) Lose 10lbs. Eat right. Figure out how to run and pay bills at same time.
6) Write The Great American novel and win Pulitzer. Write thank-you speech.
7) Achieve perfection. Make life look like blog pictures.
8) Figure out how to have more energy on less sleep.
9) No new wrinkles.
I'm looking forward to the end of January.
Overheard in the elementary school front office while waiting for Max to finish speech therapy:
Woman#1: When I got pregnant, I gained 55lbs. I only weighed 90lbs (May I interject here that 20lbs of that must have been boobs.) so I guess the baby needed it or something.
Woman #2: Wow! That must have been hard.
Woman#1: Not really. I was in my skinny jeans 2 months after the pregnancy. I didn't even have to work out or anything, It just fell off me.
Woman#2: (Mouth gaping open)
Me: Looking for something to throw at her.
Woman #1: (Continuing) I didn't even have one stretch mark, thank God. I did have some vaginal reconstructive surgery though. My doctor called it plastic surgery but I don't know why. It was so necessary.
I have this funny feeling that me and Woman #1 with her brand-spanking new ahem will never be friends.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Christmas time with the Reynolds
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Brag, Brag, Braggy, Brag, Braggerama.
Introducing the U10 Girls Soccer Division 2nd Place Champions! |
Kate, Ella and Kidshine friends pose with Ms. Robin. |
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Subconscious ruminations?
This is what I wrote in an email invitation I sent out today:
"Please shoot me and email me back..."
Hahahahahahah....I think I need more sleep.
"Please shoot me and email me back..."
Hahahahahahah....I think I need more sleep.
Sunday, December 5, 2010
I finished the 1/2 Marathon...and I'm still ALIVE!
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